Bridgetastic

May 3, 2024

“Why don’t Bridge players ever get hungry? Because they always have plenty of tricks up their sleeve! As Vince Oddy once said: Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man Bridge and he’ll forget to eat, sleep, or maintain basic human relations! 😂 #BridgeJokes #CardGames #VinceOddy #TricksOfTheTrade #PlayBridgeNotHunger”

Bridgetastic
May 2, 2024

“Ever wonder why bridge players don’t play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when someone’s always counting points! 💁‍♂️🎴 #BridgeHumor #BridgeLife #CountingPoints #CardGameComedy”

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May 1, 2024

Why don’t Bridge players ever get lost? Because they know their way around tricks! From Stayman to Gerber, every cue bid is a path back home. #BridgeHumor #FunnyFriday #CardGameChuckles #BridgeTricks #CueBidLife 🃏😆🌉

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April 30, 2024

“Why was the bridge player’s spouse complaining? Because ‘finesse’ at the card table translated to ‘finicky’ at home! From bidding to cooking, always under the microscope. 🤷‍♀️ Here’s to those who know the ‘balance of power’ is in the doubleton at home and a double dummy at the table! 🥂🃏 #BridgeLife #CardGamePuns #LivingWithABridgePlayer #FinesseJokes #DailyDoseOfBridgeHumor”

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April 29, 2024

“Ever hear why Bill Gates said he loves playing Bridge? It’s the only time he gets to Windows without updating! 😂 #BridgeHumor #ItsAllRelative #CardGamePuns #ACESofTech”

Bridgetastic
April 28, 2024

“Why did the bridge players go to the bakery? Because they needed a good “ruff” and some “finesse” in their play! Remember, in the game of bridge, even a “bad hand” can have its “tricks”. 😂🃏🥖 #BridgeHumor #RuffAndFinesse #BridgeBakery #CardGameQuips #DealWithIt”

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April 27, 2024

Why don’t Bridge players ever get old? Because they always remain ‘in suit’! Can’t help rofl-ing when East and West forgot to coordinate their bids. Stay sharp, Mate. #BridgeBloopers #InSuit #CardGameHumor #BridgeBanter

Bridgetastic
April 25, 2024

When a Bridge player cooks, he always uses a little finesse! Once, he made a stew. 1♣ was too salty, 1♦ was too spicy, 1♥ was undercooked. But 1♠? That was just right. “Now that’s what I call a perfect bid!” he exclaimed. Remember, folks, it’s all in the cards. 🍽️🃏♣️♦️♥️♠️😂 . . . #BridgeJokes #LifeIsLikeABridgeGame #InTheCards #CardGameHumor #BridgeWorld #FinesseInTheKitchen #PerfectBid

Bridgetastic
April 23, 2024

“Why did the bridge player refuse to date the deck of cards? Because he heard there were too many hearts to deal with! 😂🃏 Stay strong bridge lovers, and remember, in bridge relationships, it’s okay to have a partner and also a dummy! 💪👫❤️ #BridgedOverRomance #BridgeBanter #CardGameHumor #BridgeLife”

Bridgetastic
April 22, 2024

“Why did the Bridge player refuse to date the deck of cards? Because he heard it was well-suited, but had too many clubs and a history of diamonds! Now if only they played their cards right and had more heart! 🃏😂 #AceOfPuns #BridgeJokes #CardGameHumor #ShuffledLaughs”

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